'Playing Dead Inside' — Opossum T-Shirt

The 'Playing Dead Inside' opossum t-shirt is for high-functioning opossums everywhere. Deadpan text and opossum line art on a garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton tee — heavyweight, soft, and relaxed in fit (unisex S–4XL). A funny opossum shirt and reliable gift for the dark-humored and perpetually tired.

100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean